I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Did you play with her G string? Omg im hilarious.
In SOVIET RUSSIA, G-string plays you
Lmao. Good one
"what the hell's a G-spot?"
are you for real you don't know?
I knew what. G spot wa when I was like 11
I am going to milk this for all it's worth. I played a while ago too but all I know is the intro "Hypnotize" by System of a Down
Now you know her g-spot....
Works ery time bro :)
I really hope RAAAAAAAANDY is actually Aziz Anasari on here. He is one awesome comic. \n\nKeep your pants on poser!
Sje was fat!
What a douche
seen this happen so many times. girls are dumb. if you're desperate, tell them you do something unique. you don't have to be good at it, cuz most people can't differentiate between good guitar playing and beginner play. also works for poetry, yoga and anything else "deep".
I lived in the 727 for two years. Well done, sir. Makes me miss it.
Good work bro
you got lucky. not all 727 girls are as skanky.