Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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