nut hugger
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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