Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
