just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Your cock deserves a montage
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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