bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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