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  • 88 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:12pm

    he meant that somehow his car got home even though he wasnt in it himself...duh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:53pm

    this is funny and if you think he's/ she's is a idoit then you need to have some fun and get laid

  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:07pm

    Dude 1100 you need to stfu and gtfo of this site. You're a buzz kill. Almost like an advertisment for church on a highway billboard while I'm getting roadhead.

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:30pm

    I'm just saying I wish they wouldn't post things like this, it makes drunk driving seem cool. Not trying to kill anyone's buzz...just call a friend or a cab next time you're out!

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:00pm

    oh my friends and family dying is funny so I need to get laid?

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:30am

    11:58 u fail -boob guy

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:02am

    Maybe you let Jesus take the wheel...

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:06pm

    maybe Lindsay fucking Lohan drove your ass home.

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:27am

    10:11 you also get points for passing cops and not getting pulled over:)

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:11pm

    I love drunk driving it's a high stake game you play with the police. You gain points for people animals or objects you hit or run over. Plus you gain points for doing tricks.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:47am

    So now we know what that damn country song "Jesus Take the Wheel" was REALLY about.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:55am

    I pick around my asshole and sniff my fingers cause I like the smell

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:03am

    i froze a turd once and ate it

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:39am

    fucking LOL so hard at 3:10 lmfao

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:37pm

    Drunk driving kills people...I don't get why people would post things like this.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:58pm

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  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:55am

    i actually wish you would have died.

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:19pm

    Oh, I get why it's funny! Because he didn't remember how he got home because he was too drunk to remember and Herbie is that movie about the car that can operate itself. - Jeff's cousin

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:17pm

    I had a night like that. When I got home, I burst into tears because I realized I had almost died that night.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:54am

    I pick at my dandruff and eat it from under my nails

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:08pm

    If Lindsey Lohan drove her home she'd be dead.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:27am

    1011 hilar doing tricks haha

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:54am

    I shower once a week

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:32am

    My dick is 16inches long erect

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:07pm

    Happens to me all the time!!

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:55pm

    4:08......... You're fucked up!!!!

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:03am

    1107 how about until one of your innocent family members is killed by a drunk driver will you not think this is okay....

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:35am

    i know that one lol DUI anyone?

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:11pm

    ../..../(_o_)(_o_)\....\...... ...........\............/..... .........../.....Y.....\.... _____________------_ ............................\..........--).........ooo _____________\__-~`..................oo ........).....)..............................................0o ___/.__/ -boob guy

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:23am

    dude i drive half asleep all he time. gotta get home somehow.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:08pm

    I like to eat peanut butter out of mens assholes

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:08pm

    It doesn't mean he/she is drunk. -.- Fucking enjoy the text or gtfo of tfln.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:17pm

    Haha Herbie drives my car every weekend

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:10am

    Driving when you're falling asleep at the wheel is just as bad. The times I've almost crashed my car because I was asleep are a lot higher than just the times I've driven drunk. Maybe I shouldn't have driven but when you have a curfew to keep... lol