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  • 11:58 u fail -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:30am
  • I'm just saying I wish they wouldn't post things like this, it makes drunk driving seem cool. Not trying to kill anyone's buzz...just call a friend or a cab next time you're out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Dude 1100 you need to stfu and gtfo of this site. You're a buzz kill. Almost like an advertisment for church on a highway billboard while I'm getting roadhead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:07pm
  • he meant that somehow his car got home even though he wasnt in it himself...duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:12pm
  • I pick around my asshole and sniff my fingers cause I like the smell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:55am
  • I had a night like that. When I got home, I burst into tears because I realized I had almost died that night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Maybe you let Jesus take the wheel...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:02am
  • 1011 hilar doing tricks haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:27am
  • 10:11 you also get points for passing cops and not getting pulled over:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:27am
  • I love drunk driving it's a high stake game you play with the police. You gain points for people animals or objects you hit or run over. Plus you gain points for doing tricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:11pm
  • oh my friends and family dying is funny so I need to get laid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:00pm
  • So now we know what that damn country song "Jesus Take the Wheel" was REALLY about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:47am
  • this is funny and if you think he's/ she's is a idoit then you need to have some fun and get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:53pm
  • i froze a turd once and ate it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:03am
  • My dick is 16inches long erect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:32am
  • dude i drive half asleep all he time. gotta get home somehow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:23am
  • ../..../(_o_)(_o_)\....\...... ...........\............/..... .........../.....Y.....\.... _____________------_ ............................\..........--).........ooo _____________\__-~`..................oo ........).....)..............................................0o ___/.__/ -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Drunk driving kills people...I don't get why people would post things like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:37pm
  • maybe Lindsay fucking Lohan drove your ass home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:06pm
  • I pick at my dandruff and eat it from under my nails

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:54am
  • fucking LOL so hard at 3:10 lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:39am
  • Happens to me all the time!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:07pm
  • 1107 how about until one of your innocent family members is killed by a drunk driver will you not think this is okay....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:03am
  • Oh, I get why it's funny! Because he didn't remember how he got home because he was too drunk to remember and Herbie is that movie about the car that can operate itself. - Jeff's cousin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:19pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:58pm
  • i actually wish you would have died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:55am
  • Haha Herbie drives my car every weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I shower once a week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:54am
  • If Lindsey Lohan drove her home she'd be dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:08pm
  • It doesn't mean he/she is drunk. -.- Fucking enjoy the text or gtfo of tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:08pm
  • i know that one lol DUI anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:35am
  • Driving when you're falling asleep at the wheel is just as bad. The times I've almost crashed my car because I was asleep are a lot higher than just the times I've driven drunk. Maybe I shouldn't have driven but when you have a curfew to keep... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:10am
  • I like to eat peanut butter out of mens assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:08pm
  • 4:08......... You're fucked up!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:55pm