He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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