Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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