Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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