Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Randomize
