Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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