I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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This sucks. Hello texts are so old
hello suburbia? what? we're all from fucking suburbia. how is any of this new?
How the fuck does stuff like this get on here. It usn't funny and no one gives a fuck
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the coffin..
I hate 'hello' texts
When I read "I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's..." I thought this was going in a different direction.
978!! first local text ive seen
Whoops, just sat on a whoopi cushion. Hello elementary school summer vacation. Bahahahahahahahaha. I made a funny.