her vagine was all disorganized.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
DRUNK COOKIES
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