Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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