I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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