I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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