your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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