I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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