she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
