Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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