So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
smell my finger.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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