Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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