ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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