fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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