Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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