whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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