Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have aggressive nipples.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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