I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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