bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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