I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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