He was probably thigh/crotch crease instead of the vagina crease...you don't have to be fat to have one of those if your legs are at least halfway closed... It's happened to me before.
it doesnt mean shes fat, it means the guys a moron/way drunk.
seriously, im pretty sure this has happened to every girl at one time or another.
not your fault at all
Actually I'm a boys are generally conceited pricks, dicks are nasty, and I find myself falling in love with girls lesbian. Sorry if I don't fit in any of got preconceived stereotypes.
this is a fucking bullshit lie. nice try making up a funny text. if you WERE fat enough to have holes in your legs you wouldn't be getting with anyone.
Maybe he was in the thigh/crotch crease instead of the money crease...you don't have to be fat to have one of those if your legs are at least halfway closed. Sounds like his fault to me, I'm guessing maybe a firstie, but you should have re-directed him!
definitely the second part.. if i could hit bad night more than once i would. and how could you possibly be mad at the guy in that situation? if a guy fingered your leg... you are fat, sorry to be the one to break it to you. apparently you didn't know.
... I'm pretty sure your leg does not feel like a vagina. He is just inexperienced, dumb, and/or too drunk to actually attempt sex.
I'm betting on all three.
ummm this is hardly believable, i mean, unless the side of your leg has a hole in it i'm pretty sure he found the actual hole...some of these people need a life than to make up face texts to post on here, meanwhile the real ones that i posted never showed up...this used to be a good site, not anymore
Anonymous said...
Maybe he was in the thigh/crotch crease instead of the money crease...you don't have to be fat to have one of those if your legs are at least halfway closed. Sounds like his fault to me, I'm guessing maybe a firstie, but you should have re-directed him!
June 26, 2009 5:01PM
*i agree.....this has happened to me before.....it's awkward....who wants to hear "hey, um, yeah, so ur not fingering my girly parts...." i just tried to ignore it and move things along lol
happened to me once. i was fingering my gf (over the panties) and for like 5-10 seconds i was fingering the side of her vag. but i noticed and found the sweet spot :)
Yeah, I think 9:48 makes sense... I am still confused as to how he thought he was actually fingering her. I was thinking rolls at first, but no one's rolls are vertical, haha
You are sad with your fat legs. He is sad for hooking up with you. He probably didn't want to put his hand in you vagina for fear it would get lost in your fat legs.
Was anyone else reminded of that blooper from The Office where Dwight's asking Toby where the clitoris is. "If someone says 'next to the vagina' does that mean... on the leg?"
God love ya, Rainn Wilson.
I tell you what's sadder, the guy that did this. Funny thing is, it's probably happened to a few more people than are willing to admit it. Guys just don't know much about female anatomy....true story. I bet he was sober....
are you sure you're not a lesbian because you have severe penis envy? Are you a mullet sporting man dressing lesbian, or a lipstick lesbian? Or just an all my friends are doing it so it must be trendy lesbian?
Yeah, you don't have to be gross for this to happen. Just very drunk. Both points are equally sad, but don't feel bad about the leg-gina mix up. It happens to the best of us. :/
This is only acceptable under certain circumstances. 1) He's drunk, 2) You're in a swimming pool or other type of "get wet" scenario, 3) You went along with it and pretended he was hitting your spot like a moron instead of saying "hey, my hole is over here".
i've had this happen to me and i am in no way fat. it happened when he was going for the clit but i moved his hand to help him out. it sucks though, i hate when guys don't know what they're doing
well this guy wanted to finger me but i wouldn't let him
so he decided he'd just rub my pussy through my tights?
uhh?
and yeah most of the time it was just my leg =/
i didn't tell him to save us both the embarrassment!
but he got his dick sucked, so why would he care?
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