the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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