it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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