She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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