how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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