i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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