I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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