Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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