so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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