Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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