butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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