I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think my vagina is haunted
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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