I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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