brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
where are my pants?
in the oven.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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