Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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