i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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