How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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