and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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