i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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