Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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