She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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