He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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