My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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