It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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