Define "chronic" masturbator.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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