so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
my poor anus
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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